moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: me huntin for the pussy SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
americanonline: americanonline: look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
radmarco: I’m really good at this elevator I’m already on level 15
carpetpissers: when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts
nyanchos: trying to talk to someone you like
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
sodamnrelatable: And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper: And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid:
okaydoke: if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
rneowies: How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later